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anyone got any good jokes related to punks and skins and the like?

so far i got: How many rudeboys does it take to screw in light bulb? 2, One to drop it while screwing it in and the other to go "Pickitup Pickitup Pickitup Pickitup" :lol: :lol:


26 Feb 2010, 23:48
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A punk, a skin and a rudeboy are in the car. Who's driving?
Cop.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
None, punks can't change anything. :D

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to change it and 4 to write a fanzine about that.

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27 Feb 2010, 09:57
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How many straight edgers does it take to drink a case of beer?
One, if no ones looking. xD
How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they don't screw

cops jokes are way better :D :
4 cops are sitting in police car and arguing who will sit next to the door.
how many cops u need to change light bulb? 3 ,1 to hold bulb and 2 to rotate chair :D
why are there 2 cops always walking at street ? 1 knows how to write other knows how to read
blonde is driving car and cop tells her to pull over. he ask her does she have ID or any document which can prove her identity.
"no ,sir ,but i have a mirror."
"let me see it . OH sry officer i didnt recognize you."

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27 Feb 2010, 16:03
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There was a house; hippies living on the first floor, punks on the second and skins on the third flood. Earthquake strikes and the building collapses. Which group survives?
Skins, they are the only ones who got jobs.

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28 Feb 2010, 21:32
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pathRIOT wrote:
cops jokes are way better :D :
4 cops are sitting in police car and arguing who will sit next to the door.
how many cops u need to change light bulb? 3 ,1 to hold bulb and 2 to rotate chair :D
why are there 2 cops always walking at street ? 1 knows how to write other knows how to read


:lol: tthey made me laugh hahah nice one m8

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28 Feb 2010, 21:48
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i translated on my own those jokes so maybe you dont get point of all jokes , well my english sux :D


officer calls his friends from work to come at his house so he can show them how stupid his son is . they are watching TV and then officer said "son go out and check if im there!" and son went outside .then other cop said " HAHA he is so stupid he could look trought window"

cop says to his son : HEY IDIOT you cant smoke in 6 grade of elementary school !!!!
son : well dad you smoked when you were in 6 grade
cop : YES BUT I HAD 17 YEARS

cop asked driver to pull over and ask him : have you drink anything sir ?
driver : yea , 1 cappuccino
cop than said suspiciously : or maybe there were 2 or 3 capuccinos ?

BEST 1
cop pulled over bus full of jehovas witnesses then come near driver and ask : who are all this people ?
driver : jehovas witnesses
cop : that jehova really fucked up something ?

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08 Mar 2010, 16:58
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How do you get a one armed punk out of a tree?



--Throw him a beer.


09 Mar 2010, 01:07
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How do you hide money from a punk or hippie? put it under a bar of soap.

11 Mar 2010, 00:31
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how many skins u need to change light bulb ?

10 , 1 to change it and 9 to watch his back :D

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13 Mar 2010, 11:12
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How many skinheads does it take to change a light bulb?

None they made the emo kid do it


15 Mar 2010, 01:57
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how many skinheads it takes to change a light bulb?
7, 1 to change the light bulb, and 1 to convince the other 5 that the first isn't nazi because changing the light bulb kkkkkkk


24 Jan 2011, 04:25
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what's the difference betwen an facist and a trampolin ?

you take your boots off to jump in the trampolin


24 Jan 2011, 04:25
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are dead baby jokes aloud? well if not too bad

why shouldnt you cut the baby's throat?
you might cut your dick

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28 Jan 2011, 00:09
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A business man is walking down the street, he sees a punk walking towards him and stops him.
"What's punk?" the business man asks.
Without hesitation the punk walks over to a garbage can on the sidewalk and kicks it as hard as he can, spilling garbage everywhere.
"THAT'S punk", he replies.
The businessman then walks over to another garbage can and kicks it as hard as he can, also spilling garbage everywhere.
"So that's punk, huh?", the business man asks.
"No", replies the punk, "that's trendy."

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry about it.


16 Feb 2011, 15:23
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Whats the Dif between a cop and a bucket of shit?
the Bucket

What do Neo-Nazis and Sperm cells have in common?
about one-in-a-MILLION will ever become a human being.

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08 Mar 2011, 00:03
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whats the difference between a watermellon and a baby?
ones fun to smash with a hammer the other is a watermellon hahaha

why is having sex with a midget so great?
it makes your dick look bigger


13 Mar 2011, 05:49
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How many metalheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

SIX SIX SIX!!!!!

How many skins?
3, YOU GOTTA F***IN PROBLEM WITH THAT!?!?!?

How many activists?
None...the seed of change is inherent in the bulb itself.

How many Marxists?
The machine of society is oiled with the blood of the proletariate.

How many Nazis?
Two-- one to change the lightbulb and one to suck my dick.

How many cops does it take to push a suspect down the stairs?
None--he fell.

Old man walks up to a punk with a bright mohawk dyed in different colors. He keeps staring at him and finally the punk says "Hey man, quit staring...didn't you ever do anything wild when you were younger?" Old man says, "Yeah, I did, that's why I'm staring. I once had sex with a parrot and now I'm wondering if you're my son."

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07 Apr 2011, 01:30
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JohhnyReggae wrote:
A punk, a skin and a rudeboy are in the car. Who's driving?
Cop.


^ This one wins.^

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07 Apr 2011, 01:36
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This one is by me. Not bad for a Kraut, I think:

What´s the british word for dickcheese?

Manchester.

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23 Apr 2011, 10:47
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q: how many skins does it take to change a lightbulb?

a: one to change the bulb, one to check spirit of 69 to make sure he did it in "the true skinhead way," one to beat his ass if he didn't, five to watch his back in case the first skin wins the fight, one WP to insist they only use -white- bulbs, five trads to beat his ass, one SHARP to argue that they should give blacklights a chance too, five more WPs to beat his ass, and me to stand back, sigh and say "and they wonder why i never cropped in..."


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